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Ten Rules, Elmore Leonard

Best Damn Christmas Ever (heyoscarwilde)

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But that hasn’t stopped authorities in Fargo and its surrounding county from going on an $8 million buying spree to arm police officers with the sort of gear once reserved only for soldiers fighting foreign wars.

Every city squad car is equipped today with a military-style assault rifle, and officers can don Kevlar helmets able to withstand incoming fire from battlefield-grade ammunition. And for that epic confrontation—if it ever occurs—officers can now summon a new $256,643 armored truck, complete with a rotating turret. For now, though, the menacing truck is used mostly for training and appearances at the annual city picnic, where it’s been parked near the children’s bounce house.

Andrew Becker (The Daily Beast)

(Scenes From A Multiverse)

Anger managment with Phillip the kitten (The Mighty Boosh)

Wolverine or Two Batmen (via Buzzfeed)

[+hat tip to Anneke]

“Potential” (xkcd)

To his friend while discussing how BATMAN could be more realistic… (OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS)

I for one am shocked.